Has there ever been a port that is actually someone's home? All those Roundworld locations we've been to weren't like your cities, were they ( Read more... )

[Ardent appears, in the light, hood up. He looks straight at the camera,]

Alright, Barge, I would like to show you something I made, as I don't think I did a terrible job of it. Well, I hope not.

[He pauses, and holds up a slightly badly made (as Dwarfs are not exactly creative) wreath. He may have been occupying the arts room on and off all ( Read more... )

[Inmate filter]

Oh, this. This is precious.

He thinks we should be grateful! Grateful that we're not dead. They think they can hold our mortality over our heads; get us to do whatever they want because, oh, they're our guardian angels.

And now they want to hear my grievences. Like this will make any difference. Like this will make all right ( Read more... )

Ray! I have a request. It is merely a small cultural item, but I would like something to remind me of... home. Could I have some Dwarf bread? I would ask if I could make some, but it is not the sort of thing cooked in a conventional oven, so I presume you'd have to ask for some ( Read more... )